Warning About Affirmations

Today’s Affirmation:
Today my life blossoms in ten shades of awesome!

Affirmation Disclaimer

Warning: Affirmations may cause symptoms like happiness, success, mental clarity, feelings of confidence, joy, a sense of purpose, hope, meaning, visions of your potential, a belief in possibility, a desire to follow your bliss, love, peace of mind, compassion, and connectedness. You may experience sleepless nights up thinking about your goals and dreams. Rare cases of uncontrollable exuberance have been reported. If your exuberance lasts longer than four hours, then good for you. There is no need to seek immediate medical attention.

If you have these symptoms, don’t tell your doctor. He probably has a pill to cure you from every one of these conditions.

A little humor with a wink today.

Follow your bliss. Experience your bliss. Become your bliss.

Ray Davis is the founder of The Affirmation Spot. He’s spent more than 25 years studying personal development and especially writing, recording, and using affirmations to achieve his goals. His eBook – The Power to Be You – offers 416 life-changing and original quotes, ideas, and affirmations to take you to new levels of achievement and reflection.

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Super Bowl Affirmations – The Affirmation Spot for Sunday February 7, 2010

Hey, it’s Super Bowl Sunday! So, what else but some humorous Super Bowl Affirmations? Have fun and enjoy the game!

  1. Today I am giving myself completely to the hype that is the Super Bowl.
  2. Today I am remembering every Super Bowl commercial so that I am fully prepared for tomorrow’s office discussion about them.
  3. I can and I will say no the 7-layer dip on the third round!
  4. I am absolutely committed to sitting through 11 hours of pregame without taking a nap!
  5. I promise to tune in early to watch highlights of the first 43 Super Bowls. (Just want to double check my suspicion that Brett Farve actually started Super Bowl I for the Packers)
  6. Today I am ready and willing to root shamelessly for a team I could care less about the rest of the season as if they are my own team!
  7. I am experiencing new levels of excitement about the Super Bowl this year since the all-important Pro Bowl is out of the way!
  8. I am confident that I have taken all necessary precautions to prevent a repeat of last year’s Aunt Betty costume malfunction.
  9. Breathing in I accept that the Super Bowl is preempting 60 Minutes this week. Breathing out I know that it will be back next week.
  10. Today I am thinking young thoughts each time someone under 40 asks me if I have ever heard of the band playing at halftime.

Smile. Have fun. Colts fans and Saints fans enjoy the game and good luck to your team. To everyone else, enjoy the festivities.

Stay inspired!

Ray

2010 Affirmation

2010 is MY year! This is the year I break free! This is the year I break through! This is the year I break out!

Humor As Medicine – The Affirmation Spot for Wednesday December 9, 2009

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Today’s affirmation is:

“Today I am experiencing complete joy by seeing the humor amid all the world’s seriousness.”smiley_face.jpg

They say laughter is the best medicine. Here’s an extra dose this Wednesday sure to make you smile, if not laugh out loud. There is nothing in this world more life-affirming than a hardy laugh. Be careful, though, for in humor there is sometimes also great wisdom.

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”

~ Herm Albright

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

~ Douglas Adams

“The optimist claims we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimists fears this is true.”

~ James B. Cabell

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn’t.”

~ Erica Jong

“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”

~ Sydney J. Harris

“Genius may have limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”

~ Elbert Hubbard

“What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.”

~ Richard Harkness

“Is there another word for synonym? And why is the word abbreviation so long?”

~ Anonymous

“If all the world’s a stage, where is the audience sitting?”

~ Anonymous

“There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”

~ Will Rogers

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next with no loss of enthusiasm.”

~ Winston Churchill

“If you want something in life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

~ Homer Simpson

Be peaceful Be prosperous

Ray

2009 Affirmation

“This year I am absolutely committed to being the person I came here to be!”

Farewell, Winter – The Affirmation Spot for Wednesday March 19, 2008

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Juanita R. Davis

Juanita R. Davis – my paternal grandmother – was born on December 18, 1904. Despite debilitating conditions that began very early in life, she lived life with an undeniable vigor and spunk.

Later in life she became a prolific writer and poet. She was published in numerous newspapers and regional magazines.

 She died in October 1988. Before she left this world she inspired me in ways she knew and in ways neither she nor I can understand. Certainly, I write because of her. All these years later, she remains one of the steady influences on my life.

As we get ready to say goodbye to winter, I decided to share one grandma’s many poems. It fully displays her ironic sense of humor and desbribes the unpredictability of the weather during our uneasy transition from winter to spring.

She titled it “We Take It As It Comes”.

“We Take It As It Comes”

There’s no accumulation
Was what forecasters said
There’s no accumulation
So had naught to dread.


I crawled beneath the covers
And went right off to sleep
The “no accumulation”
Is now six inches deep.


Today I made a pathway
Almost a sidewalk wide
With “no accumulation”
Piled high on either side.

Be peaceful Be positive Be prosperous!

Ray

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Laughter Medicine – The Affirmation Spot for Friday December 21, 2007

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Today’s affirmation is:

“Today I am experiencing complete joy by seeing the humor amid all the world’s seriousness.”smiley_face.jpg

They say laughter is the best medicine. Here’s an extra dose this Friday sure to make you smile, if not laugh out loud. There is nothing in this world more life-affirming than a hardy laugh. Be careful, though, for in humor there is sometimes also great wisdom.

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”

~ Herm Albright

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

~ Douglas Adams

“The optimist claims we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimists fears this is true.”

~ James B. Cabell

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn’t.”

~ Erica Jong

“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”

~ Sydney J. Harris

“Genius may have limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”

~ Elbert Hubbard

“What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.”

~ Richard Harkness

“Is there another word for synonym? And why is the word abbreviation so long?”

~ Anonymous

“If all the world’s a stage, where is the audience sitting?”

~ Anonymous

“There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”

~ Will Rogers

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next with no loss of enthusiasm.”

~ Winston Churchill

“If you want something in life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

~ Homer Simpson

Be peaceful Be prosperous

Ray

The Affirmation Spot

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